Dorea Black is a loud-mouthed tomboy

Isn't there at least another song on this record? I feel like I'm going to go absolutely bonkers listening to it. There are records in the library, actually, I'm sure. I'll go find another record for you if you want.

Hello, Hazen Family the first! I know most of you, I think, so that should be fairly easy. Cordelia I don't know, but we're obviously related somehow. Charlie, we're married, of course. We already are for you, and it's close enough for me. Pollux, I don't see Charlus taking my name, so you can be his brother instead?

Is that all of us? I haven't missed anybody, have I?

And while I'm thrilled to have my own kitchen, I was actually hoping I'd get one with a real sodding stove. Maybe not so possible for this time period, but next time hop, yeah?

I think I've accidentally learned more today than I've ever wanted to know about people I don't even know yet.

My point about webbed fingers still stands, so you all know.

I'm a bit disappointed in myself. I missed far more than I hit, and you would think I'd have done better considering how many years I was a Chaser. In my defense, though? It's been a few years since my last Quidditch practice. Next time, mysterious people in white coats and inability to speak, would you mind giving us brooms as well? I think it would have made the game a lot more interesting.

I'm glad I never changed into that ...bathing suit? Can anyone call it that? they tried to give me. How did it get so bloody cold so quickly?

Does this mean we've been captured by Germany?

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